TP Wasted

You might've heard by now how TO was allegedly (wasting his time) trying to commit suicide, but it's highly unlikely you've heard about the toilet paper (TP) that got wasted by falling into the toilet bowl. And, it has happened more than once. Have you ever seen a new roll of toilet paper get wet? The toilet paper starts to separate from the middle pretty quickly.

Ever since we got the dog we don't use a toilet roll holder. She loves tissue, napkins, paper towels, receipts (just last night she shredded a receipt that I left unprotected and helpless), and the like, and would probably love to have us go home and be greeted by the pillowy softness of the whole roll. But we won't have any of that so we keep the current roll in the back on the bathroom cabinet over the commode. Somehow the great gravitational pull of the toilet bowl takes over and sucks in the roll. Whatcha gonna do but be sick that you wasted a pretty full roll of precious TP.

Not my poll here (Site is kinda slow to load), but I created one here.