More Restroom Observations

Bad enough I need to wake up really early, but now the restroom at T Land is bad as you can tell by the evidence. What you can't get from the evidence is how bad it can smell as well. Not so much a men's restroom kind of smell (come on guys, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout), but an almost sewer-like smell in the stalls. I've already been told to bring in my own water to drink.

One day there was a sign on the door of a stall that said it was Out of Order. Okay, that's fine. But while in the other stall, it smelled even more. Curiosity as to why it was sooo stank got the best of me and I took a risky peek to find that it was full of you-know-what. Talk about gross!!! There has gotta be some kind of Department of Health issue when the toilet sometimes does not flush (because "there is a problem with the flushing") and fecal matter is just left in the toilet like that.

Sometimes when I go to restrooms, I think of George Constanza. Wasn't there an episode where George claims to know where the best public restrooms are in the city? Was it: Anywhere in the city - I'll tell you the best public toilet.?

My Random Pics

Here are a couple of my attempts to get the moon setting one early morning.











Unlike the random pictures at Wayne's World, bet you can't guess where these are.

I did get a few shots of the moon one night though while not driving.

Office Efficiency

Ewa Nightmare

Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream but rather a nightmare on Saturday as I completed a round of "golf" at Ewa Beach Golf Club, formerly known as New Ewa Beach International. MSO and I were asked to fill two slots so that a friend's group could get the club rate. BIG MISTAKE! What was I thinking?!

It was partially gloomy at the start of the early morning but it turned out to be a rather cool day. Thought the little grass shacks at the first hole were interesting. Almost felt like I was on a tour of some sort. Yeah, a tour of golf hell.

We were told the course got a makeover and was closed for a couple of months as the work was being done. Well done as the course looked very nice except they need to get a spelling checker implemented as the person making the sign messed up on this one.

Maybe he/she was so distracted by the noise generated by all the planes passing by. Hey, that sounds like a good excuse for this nightmare. Oh well, I digress. Let the dust settle on my clubs for all I care right now.

T Day

Did you file your income tax return yet? Today is the federal tax filing deadline for most of the nation. However, per the IRS, if you live in Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New York, Vermont or the District of Columbia, the deadline is Tuesday, April 18. Why do they have an extra day? Who cares, we're getting a refund.

Midlife Crisis

If your life hasn't been touched by a man with a midlife crisis then consider yourself lucky. Midlife crises have often been viewed as balding, overweight men with new sports cars, new earrings, new clothing, new hairstyles, and/or even new girlfriends. Pathetic as it may sound, it happens. But why?! Men can't handle getting older? Scared? I really don't know but I've seen how it has hurt someone in my life. She's on her way to picking up the pieces but her life will never be the same. I hope MSO never goes through one. Earrings on him just won't do!

Happy Birthday

Our dog is a big 2 years old. We got her on Father's Day 2004. She's come a long way and has been a stress reliever (most of the time) in our life. Thanks!

Early Rising

Today is my first day at T Land and it started at 0600 (!) with a busy morning of in processing. They actually have an in processing checklist which allowed me to get off my fat behind and walk around a lot. Unfortunately, one set of stairs made my legs burn and got me going into a bunch of huffs and puffs. Started getting tired around 1000. It didn't help that baby didn't want to go back to sleep around midnight so we were up till about 0100 this morning. Oh the joys of parenthood. No, I'm not complaining. I'm too tired for that.

His Parting Gift

As Tabasco Man takes his next step into C Land, he needs (No, not a 6-pack of Heineken) to be equipped to eliminate any obstacles that may come between him and delicious red peppery meals.


I didn't want him to give anymore excuses that there was no Tabasco anywhere (especially in his new Land) so I decided to custom make him a 6-pack of Tabasco Red Pepper Sauce. It won't last him forever but it is a token of my appreciation for all that he has done. Good luck in your new Land (although you don't need it) and keep bloggin'.

I Got The Net!

I finally received the coveted net after actually winning first place with one of my picks entries. My other entry came in third place. It was an amazing post-season with great games that I don't remember seeing and listening to in a long time. Then again, I haven't been following it real closely like I did this year in a long time. Better luck next year guys. Just kidding...

LB Has Got A New Look

You wouldn't know it from the outside but the bowling alley has got a new look and it's pretty flashy. Probably done for Cosmic Bowling. LB is slowly replacing the old with new and the result thus far is basically what you see in the picture.

Sad Days Ahead

We had our last lunch with the U gang and two other P dudes joined us at Makino Chaya. Hopefully this won't be the last lunch we'll have together as it's a refreshing break from day-to-day activities, so to speak, and we all need some amusement when making fun of each other in one way or another, in person.



Tabasco Man was prepared as he brought his artillery. Makino Chaya does not have it so if you need that hot flavor, don't leave home without it.





Look at the presentation of this sushi-filled plate. Will Tabasco Man's next project be marketing sushi for restaurants? Imagine his work plastered on the pages of your beautiful menu or magazine. Such talent!




We had to finally scrape our butts off the chairs as we relunctantly made our way back to our daily business. Thanks to everyone for the company and the oishii lunch!

Car Washing Tips

If you want to wash your car like a pro, a minimum of once a week, and it's not raining for days and days, or you got your IS 350 and want to keep it lookin' purty, this article provides some tips. In the past when I did wash my vehicle, I actually had used techniques described in the article. The basic guidelines presented in the article are:

1. First rinse the entire car with water to remove loose dirt.
2. Wash and rinse one section at a time—working from top to bottom—to prevent a section from drying too quickly and leaving deposits or residue.
3. Rub the car surface gently to loosen dirt. Aggressive rubbing can grind dirt right into the finish, leaving scratches and swirls.
4. Be sure to rinse the wash mitt or sponge often to prevent accumulated dirt from scratching the paint.
5. Use plenty of rinse water to carry away the dirt.

They also recommend using a soft terry cloth towel or a high-quality chamois to wipe off excess water. I know I've neglected my exterior and interior long enough, and they're starting to look like crap. Maybe I should have it taken to a detail shop for a professional job. Who washes your car and/or what are your tips?

Pet Project

While looking at The Honolulu Advertiser, noted they have a Special Project called Pet Project, which is a "new Web feature dedicated to the well-being and enjoyment of pets" such as these cute little critters. Provides information on lost pets, found pets, training, fun facts, dog beaches/parks, and upcoming animal events. You can even submit pet photos.

Zoo-land-err

To err is human but to forget sunscreen for your baby is just MSO and I being bad parents. We were invited for a zoo visit this weekend (Thanks, KM Family!), and we almost left baby vulnerable to the harmful rays of the sun. But never fear, the more experienced parents went equipped with all the goods and baby sunscreen was one of them. We relunctantly used their sunscreen and were on our way.

The sun was actually out somewhat on Sunday but evidence of Friday's rain (puddles and mud) were still around as we made our way around the zoo. Oh, before I forget (again), if you decide to go to the zoo, BYOB as a bottle of water costs $2.75! MSO and I haven't been to the zoo in years but I do remember a water fountain that used to be there. It was an opened animal's mouth from which you drank the water from.


We made our way to the elephants first and it was as if it was my first visit to the zoo as I started snapping away with our camera.

We were provided with a map of the zoo but do we really need a map for the zoo here? Kidding. A map is always helpful. I actually use a map when I go to the shopping center and MSO laughs at me. At least I don't have to wonder where a store is and waste my time walking around looking for it.


Just as these turtles don't have to worry about swimming around the dirty water as they hop on the back of a bigger turtle to laugh at the people in awe of their ability (me included) to line up on a log.





Many of the animals were in siesta mode as they were sleeping or hiding.




Others were walking away,






hanging tall,







or plain outright posing.





A new thing at the zoo, at least to me, is the Keiki Zoo. The whole area was new, including buildings and restrooms. A comment about the restrooms. MSO went to check if there was a changing table in the men's restroom and much to my disappointment, there wasn't any. WTF?! Men must change their children's diapers too!


The Keiki Zoo features domestic animals that can be met up close such as the pigs,






the goats,







the cows,










and others.










I can't recall seeing so many strollers in one place before nor did I see so many shots of animals' rear ends before. It was a recurring theme of the day and I'll thank the mosquitos very much for leaving their bites on the back of my legs and not on my rear end.

(Sorry if the format of this post is all over the place. Had to get in as many of those pictures as I could.)